The "Essential" Single Guy's COVID-19 Grocery List

As promised, here is the site's Easter egg. I have compiled 13-ish items: My list of grocery essentials during quarantine as a single guy. You may not be able to find any "fruit" (literally or spiritually) in the grocery now, but you should be able to find the following...Assuming this does not go viral.

This is my official and perpetual grocery list for quarantine...If I have these, I will not go stir crazy. And hopefully you won't either.

And yes, guilty as-charged; I double and triple dip (both literally and figuratively at your nearby grocers). Hoo doesn't?

Condiments Matter.

1. Honey Roasted Chic-Fil-A Sauce ("My Pleasure")

2. Sweet Baby Ray's Barbecue Sauce

3. Heinz Ketchup

4. Land O' Lakes Honey Butter

Juice is Essential.

5. Trader Joe's Pineapple Juice

6. Rose's Grenadine

7. Lidl Cherry Lime Sparkling Water (Yeah, it is so good I constantly check to make sure I am actually drinking H-2O)

Versatile Meats:

8. Aldi Maple Flavored Bacon

9. Trader Joe's Soy Chorizo

Multi-Purpose Snacking, Sides, and Toppings

10. Trader Joe's Roasted Potatoes

11. Dip: Rotating Quesos, and Multi-Layered Varieties (On-Rotation)

Man Could Live on this Bread Alone...

12. Trader Joe's Brioche Bread

Blue Light Special:

13. Whatever Is On-Sale: Let's Be Real- I am balling on a budget (except when it comes to Quilted Northern's Ultra Plush Three Ply)...

#MyPandemicSurvivalPlan

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